Friday, February 23, 2007

Random 10: the willies

Thanks to seeing Harry Potter's uncut penis, this aberration, and finding a dead mouse in my closet this morning (thanks a bunch, kerpupples), this week's songs are not random. I chose 10 that pay tribute to the ball of skeeviness and disgust that is currently rotting in the pit of my stomach.

Disgustipated - Tool
Smells Like Funk - Black Eyed Peas
Rat In Mi' Kitchen - UB40
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Isaak
Grease - Franki Valli
When It Hurts So Bad - Lauryn Hill
My Sharona - The Knack
I Will Never Be the Same - Melissa Etheridge
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2
I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet) - White Stripes

I could have composed this list entirely of Michael Jackson songs, but that would have been a bit over the creepy edge, don't you think? Put yours here, if you are still alive after following my links above.


Tanya Espanya said...

Thank you for the link, you should post a warning or something.

I had to do a lot of clicking around and some calling out to my husband to make sure I knew what I was seeing; I had to double check at many other sites, and before I knew, the morning was shot and I had browsed at 32 porn sites...

Slave to the dogs said...

Tanya - LOL!

Did you actually watch the video? I found it but couldn't bring myself to view the horror...I saw a bare ass and some bovine haunches and I had to kill Windows Media Player then and there.

Tanya Espanya said...

Hah! No video, just the picture, that was enough.

But after reading a bit about the guy, I don't feel any sympathy for him. I know, I'm all judgy but come on! Unless the horse asked him?

How come nobody is asking me for sex? No animals? No freestanding inanimate objects like mail boxes or parking meters?

And why is it that imbeciles like this guy always have jackasses for friends, the kind that encourage dumb-dumb behaviour?

"Yes, that is an excellent idea to screw a horse!"
"I thought so too, thank you for your support."
"And while you're at it, let's play Lobotomy!"
"Smashing, I'll go first!"

Sorry for such a long comment! :)

justacoolcat said...

Cats are a naturally skeptical creatures and the only time "uncut" is of interest is when followed by "carcass" or "Full Feature Porn".

chelene said...

Uncut penis and bestiality? Here I am asking the Internet to stay classy and little did I know that you, my dear, were the leader of the smut parade! ;)

Harry needs to trim his wand.

James said...

This is a transcription from the voiceover in the Deftones song Pink Cellphone, and I think it speaks to Harry Potter's prick.

"Hot Carling Academy
It's a school where you go to learn how to butt-fuck, its in England
They don't have blowjobs there because they're uncurcumcised
And that is just disgusting so..., they have to butt-fuck.
Which also is disgusting, because that extra foreskin trapped all
the germs and the poop, and the butt-fucking residue; Sin
And that is why British people have bad teeth, Amen"

Slave to the dogs said...

Oh come on Cat. You know you looked.

Chel - you're not REALLY suprised to see I'm a purveyor of smut, are ya? :), that song. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to watch Harry Potter again.

Malnurtured Snay said...

Daniel Radcliff's penis looks a lot like Mr. T.

Slave to the dogs said...

Snay - LOL! I pity the fool...