- Put a capful of hydrogen peroxide in your mouthwash. My dental assistant friend claims it works just as well as Crest Whitestrips. Seems to be doing the trick for me.
- Don't feed your extremely furry dog things that gives him the runs. He'll make a mess of his tail feathers that you'll have to clean up. Unless, that is, you have a fetish for doggie dingleberries.
- Don't get really rich, bored, and strung out on meth. It makes you do things like flash your bare girlie parts and get the urge to make your head match the aforementioned girlie parts.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Heloise's helpful hints
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Welcome back, how was your trip?
I refuse to believe she's doing meth. It makes sense but I can't imagine she would be that stupid.
It was good thanks, Tanya. Just a family visit that I didn't think was interesting enough to blog about. Maybe I can come up with something.
Chel - I do believe she's that stupid, but...she's so RICH. Meth is for poor white trash. I did read somewhere that she was diagnosed with amphetamine psychosis over the weekend after shaving her head, but who knows what the cred is to that story.
I tried the hydrogen peroxide thing. Possibly too soon to know if it works yet.
I'm not so sure she's hooked on meth either. Unless you call publicity meth. I wonder how many times someone has to enter rehab to fix a personality disorder?
Snay - you should start to notice after about a week.
Cat - who knows what it is she's really hooked on. I think you're onto something with publicity, but she keeps dropping into rehab, and I don't thing they treat for that there, do they?
I'd say coke but she's not skinny. Maybe pot brownies?
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