So Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed today. Redneck teen lads across the country are salivating with desire, no doubt. I just have to ask you though, Brit - what finally pushed you over the edge? Was it his continually overspending his allowance? His intolerance for the pavarotti? Inquiring minds want to know.
Hearing this news reminded me of a passage that I just read in Brick Lane that made me chuckle. It's an excerpt from a letter from a destitute Muslim woman in Bangladesh to her sister in London:
You have seen this Britainy Spear? That more less how Lovely look. Rickshaw workshop make more carriage paint with this singer picture. It too suprising to me sometime how much like Bangla girl she look have long black hair and black eye.
Ha. Clearly they don't watch the VMAs in Dhaka.
3 comments:
Haha... that's funny! 'Bout time for that. But now she has two kids from him to remind her everyday of their marriage.
I think that John Mayer is the biggest stud in the Hollywood circuit right now. Jessica Simpson was all about the Mayer, and he just pretty much said he wasn't interested. There aren't many married men who could turn that down!
I'm going to take a wild guess. It was arranged like this from the start. She wanted a child, she wanted it to be a hillbilly, and then she wanted the baby daddy gone.
Prophet - gotta agree with you about John Mayer. He dated Jennifer Love "Jugs" Hewitt too. I can't say that any semi-intelligent guy would want to spend any reasonable amount of time with Jessica, but damn, she's hot!
Cat - ack! I'm not sure Brit's capable of executing that plan. Makes a fun story though, doesn't it?
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