Yesterday I went to step aerobics and happened to catch a glimpse of my profile in the mirror as we were doing a particularly boisterous sequence. Holy frijoles! The twins' range of motion now seems to be down to my waist and up to my forehead. I do believe that's the last time I'll wear that particular sports bra for such vigorous exercise. I think I need to get myself a frog bra.
If I tried this, I think they would end up flying backwards over my head and/or getting pinned under the pogo stick. Too bad, cuz it looks hellafun.
Why is it that breasts (natural ones, anyway) can never be just quite right? Chelene and I have complaints about being too large. Tanya is enjoying her pregnancy boobs, but I bet she'd get tired of them if she had to lug them around for years on end. And my lesser endowed friends aren't happy either.
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6 comments:
The problem is that boobs are genetic instead of automatically proportional. I know I inherited mine from my grandmother who was taller and heavier than me.
Sports bras are just pains in the ass. I always get uni-boob in mine.
I think I got your same genetic deal but in reverse - my size also came from my grandmother, who was 5'2". So mine probably fit me a little better but they're still a big pain in the ass.
Uni-boob - LOL! I get it too if the bra is doing its job correctly.
Boobs?
Yeah cat, I knew that would draw you to comment. :)
Hahaha, you said boobs... I know, I'm a juvenile like Justacoolcat.
Uniboob is like a shelf, you can put your drinks on it.
I guess I got my boobies from my dad? Every woman in my family is generously endowed, my mum (she's 69) has perfect perked up beautiful boobs (after feeding 4 kids!) One time we were on vacation at the beach, and I said, Ah, I'll just go with the dress no bra, and my mum said, Me too! And she looked great! (I have to post a picture of my mum, she's 2 feet tall, my pocket gnome, and even though she came to Canada when she was 22, she still has her cute Spanish accent! I love her!)
Sorry about making this comment so long and obnoxiously all about me (I have a bad habit of doing that, I keep doing it on Chelene's blog, too!)
:)
Tanya - I hope I end up like your mom (well, a much taller version) when I get to her age, but somehow with my luck, I doubt it. But no worries, if not, I foresee a lift in my future!
Trust me, after you deliver you'll be happy to be rid of 'em.
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