
You'll need to click on the image above in order to read it. Here's the list I've started:
- If this is the 50s, the marriage sounded entirely normal to me. What's the problem? Or have I seen too much Leave it to Beaver (Hey, hmm, beaver, indifference, lack of freshness....maybe there was something to that show after all)?
- So say that it wasn't normal. The first cause you dream up is that your hooha stinks
- The doctor-recommended solution is to pour chemical air purifier down the offending hole
- You buy that recommendation
- After following the doctor's orders, you feel sexy enough to let your husband go spelunking
- A husband of that era would actually let his wife sit on his newspaper
There's still tons to add here, so let's hear it, readers!

